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I use my flawless conversational skills to persuade my date to give me a real life massage. This is one of the strangest and funniest dating simulators ive ever played.

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Everybody is someone like Johnny deep inside! So walk on his shoes and get back into the speed-dating game.

Use your Linger app to choose from 9 elegible bachelorettes and get the ultimate reward: A well-earned controller rumble massage.

Itro – Panda [NCS Release]


  1. I laughed so hard that I snorted and cried. I needed this. Thank you!

  2. Why is my dick sakeing looks at pants o

  3. place youre controler on the neck or other places that is the massages

  4. the mayo is a reference to a different game about well… mayo

  5. The poses! OMG Sauce, you are da best! 😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  6. I ship Sauce whit Mayo! Get it? 😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  7. "My name is Rial but everyone calls me Tuto."
    It took me a second but SHES THE TUTORIAL LMAO

  8. I was yelling like "IT'S TUTORIAL!!! TUTO-RIAL!! TUTORIAL!!'

  9. Blond hair blue eyes must be German mr apfel

  10. its weird because the wolf girl is actually a werewolf, in markipliers gameplay he says something to trigger her to transform into a werewolf

  11. Wolf chick is actually a wolf chick cough cough werewolf, if you go back you can actually trigger her to attack you

  12. Why are the ‘’girls” embarrassed when they massage you

  13. Hehe first girl was rial but is called tuto hehe "tuto rial"

  14. Is it just me or does anyone else feel like Morse code was used at least once in the game?

  15. Hello is it me your looking for
    I can… see it in your smile
    I can… see it in your eyes
    (From the trolls movie)
    Reply where else you heard it

  16. If he didn’t put it on his neck…

    Then where did he put it

  17. Going blonde hair and blue eyes and look like

  18. Well, to "crack a fat" is on Urban Dictionary…

  19. Captainsauce: gets called dumb
    Captainsauce:I wiLL EaT yOU

  20. Never date a jar of mayo. never date a cat person

  21. Dude she was a alien she needed to implant you for more aliens on earth

  22. Mayo is a reference to a game called I am mayo play and you'll understand

  23. The person who looked like a wolf was either insane or a werewolf

  24. As a Aussie I can educate you on the slang “crack a fat”

    It’s a boner

  25. How does she think she's a wolf
    She has a tall and wolf ears

  26. Talking Bird: "…not the intelligence."
    Sauce: "I will eat you!"
    Me: "I'd like to see that. Let me get some popcorn…"

  27. You, somehow, find the most bizzarre games

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