GAME GIRL MASSAGES PLAYER IN REAL LIFE – Mr. Massagy Gameplay #1
CaptainSauce
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I use my flawless conversational skills to persuade my date to give me a real life massage. This is one of the strangest and funniest dating simulators ive ever played.
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Everybody is someone like Johnny deep inside! So walk on his shoes and get back into the speed-dating game.
Use your Linger app to choose from 9 elegible bachelorettes and get the ultimate reward: A well-earned controller rumble massage.
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OUTRO
Itro – Panda [NCS Release]
06.02.2022
LMAOOO
he legit said "ew" to the other places part of the controller…recommendations…
but he had it in his lap the entire time and only noticed when it vibrated
ITS MASS-A-GEE
I can't believe that the developers of this game put in one of the profiles as a jojo's reference
I let you go this time Mr.sauce
The mayo is a reference from mayo clicker.
It's mayo don't assume it's gender
"I've been starring at you through the window for a while!"
Me: uhhhh…. Creepy……..* Runs * NOPE!!!!
"thanks….uh….bird…"
Me: uhhhhhh….cap you have gone insane
"WHAT ARE YOU!??!?!"
Me: uhhh….she's human…. riiiiiiggggghhhhhht?
i know everyone has said this but
Tuto Rial
is such a great pun
The devs are clearly english its heavy english lingo like mate and wankah
The devs of this game I'm guessing are from Britain
so hello from the other side i must have calld a 1000 times
HOLY SH#T SAILOR MONN
no one talking about how the 2nd pose on the phone sauce saw was jonathans pose?
Wtf
ground control to major john
The amount of times i laughed is too much when he went on a date with mayo. XD
That was a wolf girl man……u failed as a weeb
Ya lol
This came out on xbox a few days ago
That dog or wolf girl is really cute ❤️🐶🐺🌕
Tuto-rial
Congratulations on 1.84m subs
The fact that the first girl has red hair that looks like the tomato head from captain sauce and the green shirt for the shirt of captain sauce
Blonede hair is a colerd brown hair
0:47 so funny
The haircut…
Man still waching and its years
Anybody else find it funny how he said "Or other places…." At 0:54 And a bit later he says "Does your shirt say I love cock?"
U da best
What if scp-173 was the one massasing 😱
15:34 nowadays, we call that a F U R R Y
The future is now old man
0:46 that's the most valiant pose I've ever seen and 0:49 is the best pose I've ever seen.
oddheader brought me here…
first 13 seconds and I'm dead from suffocation ……… i think i woke up my baby sister
What surprises me about this is that CaptainSauce played this before Markimoo. He is prophetic.
t h e f u t u r e i s n o w
Nicole is the furry anime girl of my dreams
Oooohhh i think mayo is bi!
tuto rial get it?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂👨🌾🧍♂️🧍♀️📺📺📺
Nicely
mayo for best date XD
holy sh*t I've bin watching captainsauce for 4 years I feel old now
I don't get why it said censored ┗(•ˇ_ˇ•)―→
I need bleach to forget this
Very grinch
seeing all the comments congratulating him on 100k, Its amazing to think he's at 2.41 mil now!!! love seeing it:)